July 2005

Stupid Loudmouth Idiot Moron (slim) 5.7  A very popular Shelf Road, Piggy Bank warm up.

We put this moderate up. Scoping it, bolting it and removing a few hundred pounds of loose rock.

Rachel and I put a lot of pride, time, expense and thought into all of our routes but apparently this not good enough for Lamont Smith (slim).

We named this route for Lamont Smith of Boulder, Colorado after we thought enough was enough ripping from this Dick Head. You can sure dish it out but you can't take it.

*Note: "The" Stupid Loudmouth Idiot Moron himself, Lamont "slim" Smith has, in fact visited this page and has his internet posting approval.

You piss and moan about our routes yet still climbs them. Where are your routes? The biggest asshole and supposed climber we have run into since 1992 and there have been some BIG ones.

Maybe if he had shut his big fucking loudmouth back in 2005 when he first started ripping us he would have much less to whine about.

The only thing we have done against him is put up routes in 2005 with a few of the routes names written in ink (now well faded) at the base of our climbs . Go figure, a true fucking purist.

Starting in 2005:

Threatened to erase our route. Anguish & Fear / Shelf Road , Colorado / Mural wall east

Threatened us with bodily harm: Writing the names of a few of our climbs at the base of the climbs

Bashed our routes & other Shelf developers routes. Lost count

We also named Lamont's Period at Menses Prow after slim.

With his spare time he might consider:

Shut the fuck up

Putting up his own routes

Help build trails

Do some Shelf Road bolt / anchor replacements

Climber related community services

But again, all he does is run his big fucking loudmouth, which we're sure helps Shelf Road tremendously.

*Running your mouth on the Internet does not count!!

Here are some pictures of Stupid Loudmouth Idiot Moron.

We have heard many climber's comments at the crag about Stupid Loudmouth Idiot Moron:

Have you done SLIM?, We just did SLIM, SLIM is an awesome warm up, we just finished SLIM, what a great name on and on and on ....

What comes around goes around A-hole.

Mr. Robertson on 2nd ascent

BR crusin'

A group of Climber's from Germany doin' SLIM

We ran into a group of 3 German Ladies at The Piggy Bank and they asked which route was Stupid Loudmouth Idiot Moron and of course we told them, it's this one here and it is a very good warm up.

Yet another countless climber enjoying SLIM's crack

We also named Lamont's Period at Menses Prow after "The" Stupid Loudmouth Idiot Moron, because his period never ends.

Jann starting the popular Lamont's Period

Jann on Lamont's Period (L), Chris on Prima Nocta and Tina on The Baroque Period (R).

The ladies enjoying the routes

More stupid slim shit is sure to follow.....

Lamont you have created this mess and your own page...good job.